I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
This house was built for laser tag.
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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