ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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