chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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