Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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