I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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