Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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