hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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