No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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