You surviving the open bar?
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dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
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