Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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