I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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