This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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