Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
this boner is exhausting
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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