Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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