You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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