New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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