I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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