ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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