so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
