playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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