i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Someone shit on the floor
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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