i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
4 words: hood of his car
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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