How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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