what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
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We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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