U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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