I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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