She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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