It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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