she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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