Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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