I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
It's Friday. Sex?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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