My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
porn star boner night. come get it.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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