The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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