Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
God I need to hump something, right now.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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