covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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