he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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