she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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