I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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