it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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