The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
