I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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