i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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