i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
