I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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