I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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