so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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