It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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