Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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