almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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