Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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