She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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