On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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