so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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